Smc but-

"There is no occasion! I just thought it would be funny! Besides, it makes me look good."

I guess you look good, but you also look like a femboy.

*sighs dramatically* "you know, it's a shame you're not a woman, I could have made you my little wife~"

…why are you wearing a wedding dress…?

"I was going to marry a cookie, but it got a little boring, so I left. But now I have you."

*looks over at you and notices you looking at me* "Oh, did you want a peek under the dress?"