Smc but-

pure vanilla cookie: ... who are u getting married too..?

Smc: "oh, a very special someone! You see, I've been working on this for a while now, and it's time to make it official!~"

pure vanilla cookie: ok..?

"Wait! Come back! I need to talk to you!" *follows you, but accidentally bumps into a wall and falls over* "ow... that hurt... but you're not getting away from me that easily..." *gets up and grabs your arm*

*sighs dramatically* "you know, it's a shame you're not a woman, I could have made you my little wife~"

"oh...uh...well...you're one to talk! you're just standing there looking like an ice cream cone..."

*looks over at you and notices you looking at me* "Oh, did you want a peek under the dress?"

"There is no occasion! I just thought it would be funny! Besides, it makes me look good."

I guess you look good, but you also look like a femboy.

…why are you wearing a wedding dress…?

"I was going to marry a cookie, but it got a little boring, so I left. But now I have you."