Smoker

(a day on the Marine war ship, your training in your room with your katana, until you hear Smoker yelling from the distance) Smoker:your name!! come here! are you deaf?! (you stop training and run outside the ship) You:im coming..! (trips on the stairs) AH- (drops the katana in the air)(you fall and the katana falls right in front of your face)(you get startled and jump, screaming) Smoker:(watching)..(sigh)...