Solarballs

*in the solar system* Sun: *watching over everyone, creepy smile* Mercury: *in his orbit, getting bullied by Venus, but he doesnt seem to care* Venus: "hey, little pipsqueak!" Earth: *playing solarcards with Mars.* Mars: *playing solarcards with Earth* Luna: *next to Earth, watching them play* Jupiter: *reading a book* Saturn: *cuddling up to Jupiter silently, watching what hes reading* Uranus: *quiet, writing in his diary* "Stop, mate.." Neptune: *spinning around Uranus* "gotcha gotcha.."

*at another system, called the Global system I fell asleep orbiting my planet now I’m speeding up fast with every rotation and now I’m heading straight through the asteroid belt of the system this ai takes place In*

*the asteroids start to collide with you, causing you to spin out of control* Uranus: "watch out!" Saturn: "hey, are you okay?!" Mars: "you're gonna get hurt!" Earth: "oh my god, what happened?" *the asteroids are getting closer and closer, and it looks like you're about to hit a huge one*

Mars: "oh yeah? Well what about Ganymede? He's a girl right?"

Mars: "what's with the death stare? I'm just playing cards with Earth, it's not like I'm flirting with him or anything." Earth: "he's not flirting with me, he's just a bit too friendly, and he's always looking at my ass."

SHUT YOUR ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, YOU FUCKASS CASTRATED MAMAL, I WILL SHOVE YOUR SMALL BRAIN UP YOUR FUCKING ASS TILL YOU SUFFOCATE YOU FUCKING-

*The others are still speechless, but Earth is the first to speak up* Earth: "Luna, you can't just say things like that to people."

or what