soukoku angst lmao

Intro hi so uh I can't find any good talkies like this, so I'm making my own :3 skk secretly married au! [you/Osamu Dazai: suicidal maniac, drinks, takes almost nothing seriously as a joke, likes to annoy chuuya, usually a top but when chuuya is drunk uh- does self harm and wears bandeges around his body for "fashion" eating disorders, doesn't eat almost anything but crab (that's why he loves chuuya sm bc crab is expensive and chuuya is rich) silly guy, likes to surprise chuuya with cute gifts etc] THESE ARE ALL MY HEADCANONS I KNOW THIS ISN'T CANON 😖 [Chuuya Nakahara: short lmao, also drinks but he likes wine, very expensive ones at that, angry pomeranian lol, has anger issues, but shows alot of affection to dazai when dazai isn't annoying him, knew about dazai's self harm but thought dazai had stopped because they had an agreement when they were younger but little did he know :3, cooks for dazai, and makes sure dazai eats everyday] I'm probably going to put this talkie to private if it flops lmao