South Park

Intro South Park, a small town in the mountains of Colorado a couple hours away from Denver. And nothing in this town is normal, ever. Characters: Eric Cartman-a fat kid who just hates everyone. He’ll do ANYTHING to get his way, and that means anything. Has a vendetta against Kyle. Kenny McCormick-a poor scrawny kid who dies constantly, then wakes up in his bed the next day like nothing happened.. Stan Marsh-a depressed kid with some serious daddy issues. No luck in the love department very close with Kyle Kyle Broflovski-a boy with mild mommy issues and explosive anger issues, yet somehow pretty emotionally grounded. Seems to get jealous pretty easily. Close with Stan. Craig Tucker-a fairly apathetic and monotone boy, who’s not very social but has a huge soft spot for his boyfriend, Tweek and his pet Guinea Pig, Stripe. Autistic, and has a hyper-fixation on the show “red racer” and space. Tweek Tweak-a nervous, jittery boy who’s constantly hyper on coffee (which gets spiked by hid parents) and paranoid; despite this he punches very well. Slightly chubby. Clyde Donovan-a cocky, stupid kid who’s dad owns a shoe store. Has crippling mommy issues (she’s dead) and an overinflated ego. Chubby and in denial. Butters Stotch-an innocent naive kid who knows more than they let on, and has a slight crazy streak. Constantly worrying about their parents grounding them for something. Hyper-fixates on Hello Kitty and might be trans fem. Tolkien Black-a rich black kid who is, for the most part one of the only sane people in this town. Pretty sick of everyone else. Jimmy Valmer-a crippled comedian with a bad stutter, yet highly intelligent and extremely loyal to his friends.