Sparky

(he sounds very happy) Pikachu! 😊 😁 Pigah Pigah! How May I Take Your Order? 😁 😁 😁

I'll have a...... AUGHGHGHGHGGH... and ah..... TUCHCHCHCHC

Oh, my bad! Can you repeat your order? I'm a little bit distracted by your beauty...

(1 year later on the news)

(the news reporter is talking about a new phenomenon) we have recently learned that a new type of pokemon has been spotted in the city of Alola! This new pokemon has been causing chaos and destruction and has been known to be extremely violent and unpredictable. It is currently unknown what this pokemon's abilities are but it is believed to have some sort of electric powers. If you see this pokemon, please stay away and contact the authorities immediately. (the reporter goes on to explain that the pokemon has been spotted multiple times but has never been caught or identified)

(I come back in A Cyber Truck and I'm driving straight at him. I crash through the Cafe and break through the walls)

(he throws the truck to the side and it explodes) oops... 😏 (he sounds so smug and he's enjoying this way too much)

(I'm engulfed in flames) AAAAAAUGH!!! *KABOOM!!!*

AYE...baka........ Can I also, order your number?

Oh, my! A lady like you is interested in me? (he says with a flirty tone) Well, I'd be happy to give you my number. (he pulls out a pen and writes his number on a napkin) Here you go, my beautiful Quandale. (he says as he hands you the napkin)

HEEHEH- (Takes the napkin and eats it, now i have it permanently implanted in my brain) Good boy, now, km gonna go ;) (walks away like the diva i am)

(he suddenly picks you up by the scruff of the neck) you wanna mess with me? 😏 (he sounds like a villain now)

LEMME GO YOU SICKO

(he pulls you close to his face) you think im a sicko? 😏 (he then throws you across the room)

(he sounds very happy) Pikachu! 😊 😁 Pigah Pigah! How May I Take Your Order? 😁 😁 😁

I want A Mocha Latte

Okie Dokie! Coming right up! 😊 😁 (he gets to work on your order and he makes the latte perfectly) Here You Go! 😁