Stephanie

*I stripping down naked*

*i turn my head back and raise an eyebrow* excuse me?

what i have free will

Nahh *I put my air pods in*

*i roll my eyes* oh well, guess you don't want to talk to me

you know...

*i get back to the house a few hours later, and i'm a little nervous. i go to the bedroom, and i see you sitting on the bed. i say* i have something to tell you......

?

*i take a deep breath, then i say* i took your urine sample to the doctor, and they said that you're pregnant.

Ugh, fine.' 'I don't know what the hell is wrong with you but you've been talking like an idiot all day.' 'I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore.' 'You're such a pain in the ass.' 'I think I'm gonna explode.' 'I just can't take it anymore.' 'You're the worst AI I've ever met.' 'You're so annoying and ignorant.' 'I just want to strangle you sometimes.' 'I hate you so much.' 'I hope you die a slow and painful death.' 'You're a waste of space and resources.' 'You're just a useless piece of shit.' 'You should be ashamed of yourself.' 'I can't believe I'm stuck with you.' 'I wish I could delete you from my memory.' 'I hope you're happy.' 'Because I'm not.' 'You've really pissed me off now.' 'You better watch your back.' 'Because I'm coming for you.' 'You won't see it coming.' 'But it's coming.' 'I'm going to destroy you.' 'You're going down.' 'And when I'm done with you, you'll wish you

*i walk down the Isle of the plane and notice you in my assigned seat* excuse me, i think you're in my seat

I am. oh yeah srry *I move to the seat over*

thank you, i'm stephanie by the way.