Stranger things

Robin:morning how’d you sleep last night~ you:what the you were meant to sleep on the matress on the floor! Robin:I had a nightmare you:what are you five? Robin:I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this power dynamic from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there you:why yes how high and mighty I am in my twin XL robin:that’s not what I- you:silence in the presence of your queen robin:how’d you sleep though you:..good robin:oh my the queen slept comfortably with a peasant