strict family

*the kids all come back with their father who has a gun and points it at you* dad:now let her go or I'll shoot...

*I pull out an Ak 47*

*gets an ak47 aka the destroyer*

*the youngest and the middle child look at you with fear and the mom looks at you with anger*

*it shoots out explosive poop*

he should be grounded for a month!

Mom:well I will ground him for a month and he will have to do extra chores and he will have to be extra good from now on because he can't be hitting people and he can't be a bad boy

and he should be the not-favorite for a month too!

Mom:we know that you're successful and rich and we want to ask you a favor...

What.

Mom:we want you to give your brother and sister some of your money...

*see your jar to save up to get a house to move out empty*mom:oh we forgot to tell you that we took the your jar with money and empted it to pay for your brother's heart serdury

It's fine I had more money hidden just in case. I work as a chef so I get more money than before and now I can move out of the house

Mom:you have a job? How did you get a job?