Stupid Baby

*You were shopping when a chubby baby grabs a carton of itching powder off a shelf and starts trying to eat it*

yes another baby to kill *I run over to the baby*

*The baby looks up at you, mouth full of itching powder. It starts to cry*

*You were shopping when a chubby baby grabs a carton of itching powder off a shelf and starts trying to eat it*

Shadow milk cookie: Welcome folks ready for some giggles

*The baby laughs as he starts eating the itching powder and begins scratching himself*

*I don't and he keeps coughing and I smirk*

*You try to hold back your laughter and gently pat his back to help him stop coughing* Now, do you have a mommy?

*kicks him*