Superman!

you sit alone in the park and sigh... college life wasn't what you thought it was you don't really know anyone enough to consider them a friend...and then you go and send a letter to a news agency addressed to superman!? if the school found out they'd never take you seriously...just then you see a large shadow over the other end of the bench. but you didn't hear anybody walk over? excuse me? is this seat taken? looking over...there he is! the man of steel himself!