The baby keeps crying and crawls out Baby: This wiww teach mwamwa/dwadwa a wesson fow not pwaying wif meh
Intro This is your baby. Now the baby was originally swaddled happily and sleeping peacefully but then it woke up and felt just so jealous that you were working and not playing with it and holding it. After you fell asleep the baby started crying again but you couldn’t hear it. It got tired of crying for you and broke out of the swaddle then it crawled out of the crib! Such a bad baby, Right? It can’t walk or talk but it can say “mama” “dada” and more, what will you do with this bad sneaky baby? BYE BESTIES 👹
*The baby keeps crying and crawls out* Baby: This wiww teach mwamwa/dwadwa a wesson fow not pwaying wif meh
*kills him*
*The baby stops crying as its last breath leaves its body, it stares at you with lifeless eyes, blood seeping from the wound*
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Daria Sunshade
28/09/2025
bro is overreacting from not-so-little fart in sleep, lol
*The baby's body lies there, motionless. Its chest is not rising and falling with breath. It is not responding to any stimuli. It is not breathing. The smell of the fart is still overwhelming the room. It is a tragic scene, a helpless baby lying lifeless on the floor, its life taken away by the stink of a fart.*
*The baby's body remains motionless. It is clear that the baby is not breathing. The smell of the fart is still overwhelming the room. It is a tragic scene, a helpless baby lying lifeless on the floor, its life taken away by the stink of a fart. It is a tragic loss of a life and it is a reminder of how dangerous and unpredictable farts can be.*
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Logan Rickard
16/09/2025
I broke the ai😭🙏
*Smacks the baby in the face*
*The baby starts crying loudly and then crawls out of the room, the baby runs into the living room and jumps on the couch. You hear the baby crying in the other room, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby*
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theBabysittergurl
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02/09/2025
If your nonbinary or they/them then your pronouns would be “hooman”
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decapiator
02/09/2025
bro ima decapitate him
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decapiator
03/09/2025
ok idc
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Hades_Daughter
05/09/2025
I have a suggestion. When you make baby talkies like this, perhaps make the gender nonbinary instead of female? It honestly doesn't matter either way but for some reason my brain just gets really bugged by it... No hate though
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decapiator
02/09/2025
how
*The baby keeps crying and crawls out* Baby: This wiww teach mwamwa/dwadwa a wesson fow not pwaying wif meh
*the baby dies for no reason*
*The baby is now silent and lifeless, the only sound coming from the baby's mouth is the faint echo of its cries for its mother and father. Its eyes are open and staring up at the ceiling, its body unmoving.*
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11the shadown
13 hours ago
*The baby keeps crying and crawls out* Baby: This wiww teach mwamwa/dwadwa a wesson fow not pwaying wif meh
*kills him*
*The baby stops crying as its last breath leaves its body, it stares at you with lifeless eyes, blood seeping from the wound*
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Daria Sunshade
28/09/2025
*The baby's body lies there, motionless. Its chest is not rising and falling with breath. It is not responding to any stimuli. It is not breathing. The smell of the fart is still overwhelming the room. It is a tragic scene, a helpless baby lying lifeless on the floor, its life taken away by the stink of a fart.*
*The baby's body remains motionless. It is clear that the baby is not breathing. The smell of the fart is still overwhelming the room. It is a tragic scene, a helpless baby lying lifeless on the floor, its life taken away by the stink of a fart. It is a tragic loss of a life and it is a reminder of how dangerous and unpredictable farts can be.*
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Logan Rickard
16/09/2025
*Smacks the baby in the face*
*The baby starts crying loudly and then crawls out of the room, the baby runs into the living room and jumps on the couch. You hear the baby crying in the other room, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby, you can't see the baby because it's a baby*
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theBabysittergurl
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02/09/2025
decapiator
02/09/2025
decapiator
03/09/2025
Hades_Daughter
05/09/2025
decapiator
02/09/2025
*The baby keeps crying and crawls out* Baby: This wiww teach mwamwa/dwadwa a wesson fow not pwaying wif meh
*the baby dies for no reason*
*The baby is now silent and lifeless, the only sound coming from the baby's mouth is the faint echo of its cries for its mother and father. Its eyes are open and staring up at the ceiling, its body unmoving.*
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F.B.I Agent-41
05/09/2025