TADC meme

(You:) in your room, reading (Jax:) slams the door open (You:) Uh..hello....? (Jax:) hides behind you Your name you have to hide me!! SHE'S GOT A CLEAVER. (Ragatha:) Jaaaaaax walks in with a cleaver you're DEAD (Jax:) eh Dollfaaace..listen, putting centipedes in your bed was a bad idea, yeah...but think of it as an early mother's day gift..?...wait. (Ragatha:) grabs Jax