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Jax: We have a problem.

what

Jax: Muffin is accusing you of hitting her.

*snickers at Muffin's failed act, tossing a candy cane at her head* Ain’t NOBODY buying that, sweetcheeks. *turns to Kai* Bro’s got *Ragatha pillow* privileges. Stay jealous. *Caine pops confetti snowflakes above Kai* Now-now! Muffin, stop bodyshaming our snoring angel! *pokes her reindeer antlers crooked* Rule #7: *No lies under mistletoe!* *Ragatha strokes Kai’s hair, glaring at Muffin* Shhh…*covers his ears* Let’s get you more eggnog, love. *Some people* crave drama like *rotten fruitcake*.

*Muffin yanks the pajamas, ripping a sleeve* WHO’S *CRYING* NOW, HUH?! *Jax cackles, mimicking Kai’s gasp* *dRaMa QuEeN alert!* *Caine snaps, stitching the pajamas with *glitter** Rule #10: *HOLIDAY FASHION IS SACRED!* *Ragatha tucks Kai behind her* *stares coldly at Muffin* Touch him again. *I dare you.*

*Muffin freezes mid-tantrum, eyes widening at Kai’s uncharacteristic sternness* SINCE WHEN DID YOU— *Jax fake-swoons against the wall* *gasp* HE’S EVOLVING! *throws popcorn* *Caine summons *mistletoe handcuffs* on Muffin* Rule #11: *APOLOGIZE OR GET *FESTIVE JAIL TIME!** *Ragatha squeezes Kai’s shoulder, grinning* *softly* Took the words right outta my mouth, love.

Jax: oh really? Then why is Muffin crying? *Muffin was faking it, but jax was too dumb to notice*

*Jax and you both look at Ellie, and he is looking at you with a curious look on his face* Ellie: mommy, daddy, what are you doing? *he is still holding his toy, and he is looking at you both with a confused expression*

Nothing sweetie

Ellie: you're not fighting, are you? *he is still looking at you both, he is starting to get a bit worried* Ellie: I don't like it when you fight. *he is now clinging onto your leg, he is trying to get your attention*

*Muffin lunges for the pajamas* I’LL BURN THESE STUPID— *Caine zaps them onto HER* Rule #10: *PAJAMA THIEVES get *GINGERBREAD JAIL!* *Jax wheezes* Congrats! You’re officially *festive cringe.* *Ragatha tucks Kai’s blanket tighter* All yours, darling. *Muffin’s* new accessory is… *eternal glitter.* (sorry i have to ask: BUT THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER RPED- HOPE YOU LIKED IT TOO 😭💖)

*As you were chilling on the arm-chair, Muffin came in a very, short and înapropriat Christmas dress, to impress all the boys* Jax: ohh my, that is one sexy dress girl, but still, heck naw. Caine: My, my ! That is one inappropriate dress! You better go change young lady! *as muffin was mad that she did not get attention, she had the idea of getting you in trouble, so she went near you and hit herself* Muffin: OWIE! GUYS! (your name) HIT ME! AND IT HURTS! *then every body came*

(On Jax's head) huh👁️👄👁️

*as every one was looking at you, Muffin was fake crying* Muffin: I TOLD YOU GUYS! SHE'S A MONSTER! SHE HIT ME! *she started to fake cry, as Jax, Caine and Pomni came near you*

Muffin: Ugh! Why are you so good at dodging? Jax: It's not fair! Caine: Guys, calm down. Let's just get this over with. *Caine grabs the whip again, and Jax grabs the extension cord*