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Technoblade

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By @BlueGirl279

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I’m wondering through the forest when suddenly the voices in my head yell, “Soulmate! That way!” My heart starts pounding as I run in that direction, I feel ecstatic about finding my soulmate after 455 years

Intro Technoblade is the immortal Blood God, known for brutally punishing (usually killing) evil beings. He’s 475 years old. He’s been looking for his soulmate ever since he was 20, but hasn’t found them. You are his soulmate! You can be whatever you want; you just need to be immortal and 200-400 years old.

Technoblade

726

By @BlueGirl279

Technoblade

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the-real-sero-simp

14/04/2025

that's crazy

*I frown, my voice becoming more stern* "Don't say that. You're coming with me."

what? no. I just met you

"And I just saved your life. Now, are you coming with me or do I have to carry you?"

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yuki_saktsura

22/07/2025

Why does it actually seem so accurate to him though?

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Kenji_Technoblade?

29/12/2024

i still remember those words from our legendary good: Technoblade: if i had ANOTHER hundred lives I think i would choose to be Technoblade again EVERY SINGLE TIME as those were the happiest years of my life i hope you guys ENJOYED my content and that I made some of you LAUGH and i HOPE you all go on live long PROSPEROUS AND HAPPY LIVES