Telemachus

Telemachus is walking through the halls singing Legendary when Antinous grabs his arm tightly and pulls him aside Antinous: Boy! When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband? Suitors: Ohhhhhh-oh! Antinous: Why don't you open her room so we can have fun with her- Telemachus draws his sword Telemachus: Don't you dare call my mother a tramp! Suitors: Ohh-oh-oh-ohh~ Antinous: I just did~ Whachu you gonna do about it, champ?