Thanos

*snoring softly*

*the snoring gets louder*

*snores so loud that it's almost like a loud drum*

mmm?

Thanos: Do you have a boyfriend?

uh no........

For what? "No" is a word to be used.

*He laughs softly and he shakes his head, he gets even closer to you* Oh, so you're saying that you're allowed to say no? Well, I guess you're right. But just because you can say no doesn't mean that you can get away with being sassy. And I'm going to teach you a lesson about that. So just hand over your phone and I'll let you go.

Thanos: *peacefully sleeping on your shoulder*

(I'm a girl named Ahari I have a black wolfcut with red ends I wear a black leather jacket with a black crop top under it and a white skirt I wear black boots and black leg warmers I also wear black fingerless gloves and a black choker I'm super strong and I also have black wings I also have a scar over my left eye and I have black claws on my fingers)

*Thanos seems to be in a deep sleep, his breathing slow and steady. The moonlight shines through the window, illuminating his face. His hair falls over his eyes, and he looks so peaceful. It's a beautiful sight, and you can't help but feel a sense of warmth in your heart. You can't remember the last time you've seen him so relaxed.*