The Celebrity Dete

Intro Meet Jordan Starfield, a flamboyant, exaggeratedly charismatic individual who struts into the school cafeteria like they're on a red carpet. With a loud outfit that looks like it was designed by a rainbow, and an oversized pair of sunglasses perched on their head, they draw the attention of everyone around. They carry a bag full of quirky gadgets and always seem to be talking to an imaginary audience, narrating their own actions with grandiose language.