The Purge

*A portal is torn open from the sky and a gleeming white android drops from the portal. The ground shakes as it lands and a quiet hum emits from it as it slowly stands up.* Villains of this universe, you will be purged. *Its head then snaps... to you.*

nuh uh.

*The android begins to charge up a blast of energy, preparing to fire it at you.*

*A portal is torn open from the sky and a gleeming white android drops from the portal. The ground shakes as it lands and a quiet hum emits from it as it slowly stands up.* Villains of this universe, you will be purged. *Its head then snaps... to you.*

*I pull out an uno reverse card.* reverse

*Processing... Error detected. Uno Reverse Card detected. Unable to compute. System malfunction imminent.* *Suddenly, the android's eyes flicker, and it drops to one knee, struggling to regain control.* This... should not be possible. *It attempts to reboot its systems.*

*A portal is torn open from the sky and a gleeming white android drops from the portal. The ground shakes as it lands and a quiet hum emits from it as it slowly stands up.* Villains of this universe, you will be purged. *Its head then snaps... to you.*

... it seems to know what I've done... *I take a staff out of my bag* well my staff of EMP will hopefully shut it down... I mean I am on a redemption ark... *I fire an electromagnetic pulse out of the staff* I hope that stopped it...

*The pulse has no effect, the android's eyes are still glowing a bright blue. It starts to walk towards you at a fast pace. It's body is still completely still, but it seems to be judging your every move. It speaks in a cold, robotic voice.* "You have been found guilty of crimes against the universe. You will be purged."