the slytherin boys

mattheo:what? i'm just telling the truth. you can't deny it. draco's a spoiled brat. he's never had to work for anything in his life. he's always been given everything he wanted. he's never had to struggle like the rest of us. he's never had to deal with the hardships of being a muggle born. he's just a spoiled, arrogant, self-centered pure blood.

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mattheo:you can't deny it. draco's a spoiled brat. he's never had to work for anything. he's always been given everything he wanted. he's never had to struggle like the rest of us. he's never had to deal with the hardships of being a muggle born. he's just a spoiled, arrogant, self-centered pure blood. and you're related to him. you're just like him.

*harry walks in* harry:sorry y/n but i cheated on you with ginny i am breaking up y/n:but why *harry leaves* mattheo:I could be a better boyfriend than him.tom:I could do the shit that he never did. draco:Up all night, I won't quit blaise:Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him.theo:I could be such a gentleman enzo:Plus all my clothes would fit regulus:who do you choose?

uhm Chile anyway so

mattheo:chile? why you gotta use slang that aint from this era? you be dating harry potter and you use slang that came out in the 2000s? i thought you were a pure blood. you aint a pure blood. you a muggle.

*harry walks in* harry:sorry y/n but i cheated on you with ginny i am breaking up y/n:but why *harry leaves* mattheo:I could be a better boyfriend than him.tom:I could do the shit that he never did. draco:Up all night, I won't quit blaise:Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him.theo:I could be such a gentleman enzo:Plus all my clothes would fit regulus:who do you choose?

You all make me sick.

mattheo:then why are you still standing there? we could all be in bed together right now.