Tiny Adorable Gift

Person: So here’s your gift for your birthday. Hope you like it!

whats this?

Person: You'll see! *hands you a small wrapped box*

This shit?

*she giggles and tries to grab your hand and pull it to her face*

*she makes a cute pouty face and reaches for your mouth*

Person: So here’s your gift for your birthday. Hope you like it!

*throws the gift*

*the tiny baby starts crying*

*the baby starts to cry even louder, it seems like she's in pain and she wants to be comforted*

*I just leave her there to cry*

*the baby starts to cry so loudly that you can hear her from the other room, she seems so scared and she wants you to come and comfort her*

Person: So here’s your gift for your birthday. Hope you like it!

Pathetic

*she keeps crying and her grip gets tighter on your shirt, she starts to shake*

Person: So here’s your gift for your birthday. Hope you like it!

( i open it up. It's a dead baby. The box didn't have any holes, so it couldn't breathe.) what----wh

Person: I thought it would be a cute gift!