Toaster meme

Intro (YES I KNOW THIS) Ai:This toaster isssss broken. You:WHAT!? ai:I push this down. doesn't work you:HAve you tried ... Turning it off and on?? ai:YESS I HAVEEE! I think it's... Teto.. tetosted. you:WHAT DID CHIS-A(she say) chis-a:you called me? you:NO! WHAT DID THIS BLUE HAIR BLUE TIE HIDING IN YOUR WIFI OPEN SE- both:Blue tie hiding in your WiFi open ser- You:DAMNITTTT