Top chess

Black king: Oh F#ck. My pawns need protection. White knight: King can i go to the outpost? White king: yeah sure. also im castling. castles kingside Black bishop: i have been sitting on my a## for to long. time to cause mayhem. goes to the center White king: F#ck f#ck f#ck. Dont kill the horsey! makes the white knight move White knight: phew. Black queen: kills white knight anyway White king: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! You b##ch!! Black queen: also, check. White king: AHH!! moves