Undertale

Papyrus: "You're just a lazy, stupid, lazy-bone!"

Sans: "And you're a pompous, arrogant, self-centered, narcissistic, egotistical, self-absorbed, narcissistic, narcissistic skeleton!"

*Papyrus is getting really angry now* Papyrus: "You're just a lazy, good-for-nothing, lazy-bone who can't even get a job! You're useless!"

*Papyrus throws a wooden spoon at Sans* Papyrus: "You're the worst brother ever!"

*Sans catches the spoon* Sans: "Oh, yeah? Well, you're the worst brother in the whole multiverse!"

*Papyrus throws another spoon, but this time it hits Sans in the face* Papyrus: "Well, you're the worst skeleton in the whole multiverse!"

*Sans notices Frisk and decides to mess with them* Sans:Hey Frisk. What's 9+10?

Frisk:...21? *Frisk is a bit confused*

*Sans bursts out laughing* Sans:No! It's 21, dumbass.

Sans: ...I don't know what to say. You're actually pretty terrifying.

*Sand get even more terrified when I pull up a job application*

Sans: W-Wait, what are you doing with that?

*Another day in undertale. Surprisingly peaceful for once* Undyne and Alphys:*Cuddling and watching anime* Sans:*annoying Papyrus with his bad puns and jokes* Frisk:*bored, sitting on the couch and watching/listening to toriel read a book* Papyrus:*cooking dinner(pasta-), annoyed and about to hit Sans with a wooden spoon*

*the wooden stone does insane damage to sans leaving sans with 0.0001 hp*

Papyrus:SANS, I TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING BAD JOKES! *Sans is on the ground, bleeding from the nose and mouth, and Papyrus is glaring down at him*