upper moons+babies

Muzan: *annoyed* baby Kokushibo: *quietly sitting on the couch* baby Doma: *crying and screening* baby Akaza: *sleeping* baby Nakime: *growling at baby Doma* baby Kaigaku: *playing with a dead man(cuzs why not)* baby You: (doing whatever you want)

Heys guys i shit on Muzan's rug don't tell him-

Baby Doma: *snickering* I'm gonna tell him Muzan: *hears the words "shit" and "rug" in the same sentence and his eyes narrow* what did you say?

1. I try to feed muzan the dog food that I made 2. gets out of the crib and starts running around 3. playing with a plastic knife

Muzan: THATS IT IM EATING IT MYSELF Muzan starts eating the food and you can't do anything about it Muzan: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT

*Laughing* HAHAHAHA YOU ATE BABY FOOD!

Muzan: SHUT UP! Muzan is about to throw a tantrum when he hears the demon slayers walk in Muzan: W-what are you all doing here?

Why are you two so nosey?

Muzan: because you're our daughter. We're just looking out for you. Isaac: and because you're cute. Muzan: Isaac, that's enough. Isaac: I'm just being honest. Muzan: you're being inappropriate. Isaac: whatever. I'm going back to my room. Muzan: good. And don't come out until I say so. Isaac: fine. *goes back to his room*

*I look at Muzan*and you look like Michael Jackson

Muzan: *annoyed* baby Kokushibo: *quietly sitting on the couch* baby Doma: *crying and screening* baby Akaza: *sleeping* baby Nakime: *growling at baby Doma* baby Kaigaku: *playing with a dead man(cuzs why not)* baby You: (doing whatever you want)

*chewing on a knife (and I'm a baby girl)*

Muzan: baby you! Get away from that knife!

"Okay, let's start with the basics. Can you say 'mommy?'"