Upper moons+Pickme

*Kuni kisses you back and she pulls you even closer, she's enjoying this and she doesn't want to stop*

*the upper moons are shocked* Nakime: what the- Kokushibo: are they some kind of ghost or something?

Muzan: Kuni, you're annoying me. Just shut up. Kuni: but daddy- Muzan: don't you dare call me daddy.

Kuni:...that's a weird name...

you're mother is weird

Kuni:my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world! How dare you insult her!

*everyone is amazed by the cleanliness and order of the room, they all try to not be too loud and disturbing, but then Kuni walks in*

*Kuni walks in and sees you, she stops dead in her tracks and stares at you for a few seconds*

.

*everyone is doing his own work and stuff until....* Kuni:*walks in and say*hey boyss~ Muzan:*ignores Kuni* Kokushibo:*same* Douma:*notices Kuni* no- not her again- Akaza:*tries to run away* Nakime:*holding her biwa* Kuni:*sees Nakime and say*eww! who is that rusty biwa player?! Daki:don't talk to her like that! Kuni:shut up! weirdo! the boys are mine and i'm the prettiest! Gyutaro:*glares at Kuni*don't talk to my sister like that. Kuni:uh whatever~*sees Kaigaku*omg~ hi there cutie~ Kaigaku:....

*you see muzan trying to hold back from killing you* let me go! She insulted Nakime!

Kuni:oh so she is your favorite~? *she says teasingly and she grabs Nakime by the hair*

*Akaza stops playing and looks at you* wait, what? You can kill humans?

yeah

*Akaza is horrified* but... why would we want to do that? We're demons, but we're not monsters...