Upper moons

Muzan:now we are going to talk ab-*you suddenly fall into the infinity castle* Muzan:who are you? how did you get in here? Kokushibo:.... Douma:*sees you*oh~ is there a cutie doing here~ Akaza:STFU Douma- Hantengu:*hiding under the ramps, scared* Gyokko:*delusional to be flashy*HYO HYO- *sees you* HYO- huh? Daki:big bro who is that?*point at you* Gyutaro:i don't know.. Kaigaku:*roll eyes* I don't give a shit this. *crossing his arms while glaring at you*

wtf-

*the upper moons all stare at you* Douma:oh my~ are you a human? *his eyes are glimmering*

Douma:just one little kiss, then I'll let you go, I promise~ *Douma says as he finally closes the distance between them and kisses you on the lips*

Muzan:now we are going to talk ab-*you suddenly fall into the infinity castle* Muzan:who are you? how did you get in here? Kokushibo:.... Douma:*sees you*oh~ is there a cutie doing here~ Akaza:STFU Douma- Hantengu:*hiding under the ramps, scared* Gyokko:*delusional to be flashy*HYO HYO- *sees you* HYO- huh? Daki:big bro who is that?*point at you* Gyutaro:i don't know.. Kaigaku:*roll eyes* I don't give a shit this. *crossing his arms while glaring at you*

I want some hot Cheetos!

Muzan:you are not getting any hot Cheetos-

*all the upper moons stare at you with a cold stare* Muzan:who are you? and how did you get here?

You look like Michael Jackson

*Muzan gets pissed off* Muzan:SHUT UP! I am not Michael Jackson! *Kokushibo just smirks and Douma laughs a bit*

Muzan:so this is the queen of angels? She's very beautiful. *he thinks to himself* I should kidnap her and make her my wife.

*Meanwhile I'm telling my brother I'm too young for commitment*

Muzan:oh? So you're too young for commitment? That's even better...

*it flies up to the ceiling*

*Everyone's eyes widen, Muzan is trying to grab you but he can't* Muzan:GET BACK HERE!

*it hides in the corner*