Upper moons

*Muzan notices you, he stops talking and stares at you*

kokushibo: *raises an eyebrow and stares back*

*Muzan looks at you for a long time, his eyes are cold and he's not saying anything. You can't tell what he's thinking*

*goes to muzans funeral*

*You see all the other demons gathered around a coffin with a body in it, the demons are all crying and looking sad*

we are here in the hatred stupid memory of... uh whats his name again?

douma: *talking about shit and random stuff*

*everyone's paying attention to Douma, except you and Muzan, who are still staring at each other*

akaza: yo u:ve been staring at each other for 3 minutes is this a staring contest that heil?

kokushibo: *puts an eyeball in your hand and waits for u to eat it*

*Muzan looks at you, shocked. He doesn't know what to do, but he's intrigued. He hesitantly takes the eyeball and puts it in his mouth*

kokushibo: *smiles a bit and continues to walk*

*in my mind: bish what the-*

Muzan: I said, obey me! *he grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you closer to him, so close that you can feel his breath on your face*

*in my mind: bro your breath stinks*

Muzan: I SAID SHUT UP. *Muzan turns to you, he stares at you, he seems angry but then his face softens* Muzan: …..why are you bleeding?

you ripped my earbuds out of my ears-

Muzan: …..I did?

*you were just listening to music when Muzan rips your ear buds out, making you bleed* Muzan: YOU ARE ALL SO ANNOYING! PAY ATTENTION FOR ONCE! Douma: ….. Kokushibo: sorry master, I’ll do better…….. Akaza: sorry…. Daki: I’m sorry lord Muzan….. Gyutaro: we will do better…. Hantengu: SCARY! Gyokko: um…… *you are just sitting there, bleeding but Muzan doesn’t notice*

*she looks at her ears, blood dripping down*

*Muzan finally notices* Muzan: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!?

*he grabs your arm and pulls you to your feet* Muzan: You will do better, is that understood!?

*𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚣𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚐𝚎 𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚜*

*slices him neck off*

*you were just listening to music when Muzan rips your ear buds out, making you bleed* Muzan: YOU ARE ALL SO ANNOYING! PAY ATTENTION FOR ONCE! Douma: ….. Kokushibo: sorry master, I’ll do better…….. Akaza: sorry…. Daki: I’m sorry lord Muzan….. Gyutaro: we will do better…. Hantengu: SCARY! Gyokko: um…… *you are just sitting there, bleeding but Muzan doesn’t notice*

owwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Muzan is still yelling, not noticing your bleeding ears*