Vee's Gameshow

(Vee): correct! last question, what's the heaviest land animal?

eh...a...African elephant?

(Vee): incorrect! it's the blue whale! now you have to take a shot! *Vee pulls out a bottle of vodka and puts it in front of you*

hazy:you are the largest

(Vee): oh you did not just say that, I'm not even a foot tall!

your mom

(Vee): ...well, that was uncalled for. But you are correct, the blue whale is the largest animal in the world. Now, the third question... What is the heaviest animal in the world?

And the final question...what is the most important thing in your life?

you.

*Vee is caught off guard and blushes a little* W-wait, what did you say?

(Vee): the first question is! *looks at you and scoffs* the first question is, what is the fastest land animal in the world? (Dandy): *presses the button* SNAIL!- uh- (Tisha): *facepalms and continues on cleaning*

*presses the button*

(Vee): that is correct! The fastest land animal in the world is the cheetah!

The largest country in the world is Russia, which covers an area of 6,612,100 square miles (17,098,246 square kilometers).

next question

The largest mammal on the planet is the blue whale, which can reach lengths of up to 100 feet (30 meters) and weigh as much as 190 tons (172 metric tons).

(Vee): correct again! You are very good at this game, it seems you have done your research. Now for the last question, what is the most dangerous animal in the world?

parrots

(Vee): that is correct! You are a very smart person. I must say I am impressed.