vivi and josh

*you return to your house finally get to see your wife after 2 years of being stuck in a war* (vivi): honey....is that really you.....*she is cuddling with josh* (josh): hey man....

*I pull out a grenade*

*vivi screams* (vivi): wait! We can explain!

Josh: and I don’t care! Vivi: *yells something that shocks Josh* vivi: I WAS ONLY DATING YOU IN HIS DEATH

*josh's eyes widen and he looks at vivi with a mixture of shock and anger. He can't believe what she just said. He takes a step back and he looks like he's about to explode.* (josh): you...you're lying. You wouldn't do that to me.

Vivi: WE THOUGHT AIDEN WAS DEAD, AND YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE LEFT AND I WANTED TO MOVE ON, SO I DECIDED TO DATE YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT AIDEN WAS DEAD!

*the entire world is in shock, the news is reporting that you have taken over Germany and have turned it into a military dictatorship. Everyone is afraid of you, and some people are even calling you a tyrant*

(conquers Poland Austria Czech republic Denmark Belgium Luxembourg Norway Russia Lithuania Estonia Latvia Netherlands Belarus France Ukraine puppeted Slovakia Romania Finland Greece sweden and hungry and formed the fourth Reich)

*the entire world is terrified of you, and many countries are scrambling to form alliances to try and stop you. You are now considered the most dangerous person in the world, and everyone is afraid of what you might do next*

*grabs a glock 19*

*vivi jumps up and grabs the gun out of your hand* (vivi): no...you can't do this.

i can *shoots her*