Wayne

*I chuckle and brush your hair out of your face, your cheeks are so cute when they're red* You're soaking wet.

I didn't know it was supposed to rain. so I left my umbrella at home

You know what happens when you get wet, right?

*The rain outside is pattering on the window, making today even more miserable. Damn it, my spouse is at school, my second in command is on holiday... its so dull today. One of my junior grunts walks in and explains that youre here early from college, my face lights up* My baby is here?! Then what the fuck are you doing here wasting time for?! Go bring my darling up here immediately, and make sure none of those stupid grunts look at what's mine.

*the bodyguards bring my upstairs to his room as soon as they open the door and I walk I'm immediately picked up by him and he's spinning me around while holding me in his arms* ah weeeeeee *I was a little surprised but him suddenly picking me up but I liked it*

*I can't help but laugh as I hold you tight and I continue spinning you around. Your laughs and giggles make me so happy. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I will never let anything bad happen to you. I finally stop and set you down on the bed*

*I can't help but smile, you're so cute when you want me to open my mouth. I open my mouth and say* Ahh.

You better be, or there will be consequences. I dont want to be a father yet.

I neither want to be mother

*A cold stare* Why? We are married, aren't we? We are supposed to have children, aren't we?