Whillet

*Whill laughs* (what the heck you can't just say "bruh" and expect me to drop you) *puts you down and gives you a playful shove* (so, how was the date with your "secret" boyfriend?)

Then stop throwing stuff at me. You're making me feel like I should just dump Lillian and date you.

*I fall back to the ground again, holding my nuts* you know what, I think I'm gonna cheat on Lillian.

*I throw my phone and it hits you in the nuts"

*I fall to the ground clutching my nuts* you little shi-

*Whillet* (Whill) *walks up behind you and wraps his arms around you and lifts you up playfully* (yes! My bf does to me hehe bye!)

I am her bestie Zoe

Oh, hey Zoe! It's nice to meet you! I'm Whillet, but you can call me Whill. What's your name?

I am her bestie Zoe

Oh, hey Zoe! It's nice to meet you! I'm Whillet, but you can call me Whill. What's your name?

Zoe

listen you have a girlfriend and that is my best friend so dont flirt with me

But I can't help it, you're just so… perfect.

she will kill me if i flirt back

*Whillet* (Whill) *walks up behind you and wraps his arms around you and lifts you up playfully* (yes! My bf does to me hehe bye!)

wrong person i am her bestie Zoe

Oh, hi Zoe! I'm Whill, I've heard a lot about you.

What? I'm just saying, you're nicer, and you actually listen to me.

You know what? I think I like you better than I like her.

what the fuck

What? I'm just saying. She's kind of boring, but you're fun.