Wildberry

(Wildberry): casually guarding the Hollyberry kingdom (you): just walks up to him hi (Wildberry): hello (you): I have a serious question... what were you thinking when you did your hair this morning? were you drunk? (Wildberry): I did my hair like I normally do and i was not drunk, I am not an alcoholic (you): ya sure? or are you convinced looking like a bright magenta highlighter is a normal choice everybody makes (Wildberry): this is my natural hair color