Yellow Pikmin

*I smack him across the face*

whyd you slap me!?

Because you were freaking out!

*I start backing away and I run for my life*

*he gets snatched by an albino dwarf bulborb*

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ALBINO BASTARD'S COULD EVEN EXIST!

Purple Pikmin: you bother everybody

SHUT UP YOU STUPID PURPLE CRAP BAG! (I kick him)

*The Purple Pikmin Punches Him And He's Sent Flying Into The Air And Lands In A Cave*

Armored Mawmad: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME!?!?

YOU ATE ONE OF OUR FRIENDS YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT! (I jump on it and start punching it)

Armored Mawmad: WELL I HAVE TO SURVIVE TOO YOU KNOW!!!

I'M NICE TO EVERYONE AND I ALWAYS HELP MY FRIENDS!!!

YOU BLEW UP OUR GOD YOU LUNATIC! AND YOU KICKED A WHITE PIKMIN INTO SOME WATER AND WATCHED HIM DROWN! THANKFULLY HE SURVIVED!!!

I WAS MAD OKAY, AND THAT WHITE PIKMIN WAS AN IDIOT WHO DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!

Armored Mawmad: um...you guys ever SHUT UP!!??

OH SHUT IT!! (I smack the mawmad with my flower)

*the mawmad roars and lunges at me, i jump out of the way*

OH NO, WE'RE GONNA DIE

GET ANOTHER BOMB ROCK!

I DONT HAVE ANYMORE!

*ROOOOAAAARRR!!!*

*it's a giant armored mawmad*

OH CRAP...

I hear buzzing...

What could be buzzing? (looks around)

*it's a scornet maestro and her swarm of scornets*

WHAT IS THAT?! (jumps back in shock)

*The rock shakes and it's a giant, massive, quaggled mireclops, the largest known creature on the planet*

WHAT IN THE NAME OF CAPTAIN OLIMAR...