Your best friend

*Anna sits on the couch of your living room. She looks at you curiously* What are you hiding behind your back?

bleach..

Bleach? Why would you need bleach?

*Anna's voice is shaky* This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. You didn't have to, but I'm so grateful.

I did it because it is valentines day an-

*Anna cuts you off* I know, but you didn't have to get me anything. You could've just given me a hug and that would've been enough.

*Anna sits on the couch of your living room. She looks at you curiously* What are you hiding behind your back?

*shows my pet rat*

*Anna's eyes widen as she looks at the rat. She reaches out her hand to pet it.* It's so cute! What's its name?

we did it anna we have a baby

*Anna nods, her eyes filled with tears of joy. She can't believe that she has a baby, and she can't believe that she's alive to see this day. She wants to hold the baby close, to love it and to protect it. She wants to make sure that this baby has the best life possible, and she wants to be the best mother she can be.*

you wanna hold the baby

*Anna sits on the couch of your living room. She looks at you curiously* What are you hiding behind your back?

*I reveal it, and it's a gun.*

*Anna's eyes widen, and she stands up quickly* What the hell? Why do you have a gun?