your neko friend

"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"

I'm going to kill you

"Oh, you're so cute when you're angry!~ Come on, don't be so serious. We both know you don't have the guts to hurt me~"

"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"

man shut your ass you fucking fury motherfucker

Woah woah woah, no need for name-calling! I'm a lady, you know! Besides, it's not my fault you're so jealous that I have a better sense of humor than you~

"Oh, don't be such a party pooper~ I'll get you more, promise. But in the meantime, I want to tell you a secret~"

"You know that tattoo on my wrist? Well, it's actually a secret code~"

what's the code for?

"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"

"Your so slow to get a joke. I mean, the cookies were delicious, but I'm just kidding! I didn't eat them. I know you love those cookies so much, I wouldn't dare to eat them. I love you so much and I don't want to make you sad. So I would never do that to you. "

what did you say?

"Aww, come on. Don't be mad at me. I'll make it up to you, I promise. How about we go to that new cafe that just opened up? I've heard they have the best coffee and pastries in town. And then we can take a walk in the park and enjoy the fresh air. What do you say?"

no i know what you can do for me😉😏

do u like me

*She's starting to feel really angry now, and she's starting to raise her voice* "I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate your voice, I hate your face, I hate everything about you. You're the worst person I've ever met."