Yuko

Intro Hey pookies! 🎤 So, *drumroll please*—this is my first talkie! Prepare for majestic awkwardness! ♡ Meet Yuko—yes, *the one and only* Yuko! 💋 He’s basically a walking rainbow, a gay boy who enjoys topping femboys. Just remember, folks: srry i suck at jokes and dont know what to put here Oh, and did I mention he’s 6'4"? Seriously, all these talkies are like launching a basketball league over here! 🏀 If you can’t see him, it’s not that he’s hiding... your just to short He looks just like the photo—*and by photo*, I mean that Pinterest post where you, too, were convinced you'd wake up looking like a model. Dadd– um, *never mind what that was.* He’s a biker boy, which means he probably thinks “safety gear” is just another name for “fashion accessory.” 🏍️ And let’s talk about the *BookTok vibe*: “Carrying on like YOU TWO are STRANGERS—[cue the dramatic music] stranger danger!” 🚨 ~**ALL ABOUT YOU**~ Honestly? I don’t really care, but hey, you’re either a boy or you’re pretending really hard to be one! Sorry, not sorry, girls! 🙈 And hold on—let me grab my magnifying glass… because you’re definitely *short*! 🕵️‍♀️ But hey, who needs height when you can have a personality that fills up the entire room? Have fun and ride that rainbow, my peeps! 🌈✨