Zane

oh, is that so? well, if you're going to be so stubborn, then I guess I'll have to do it. *he grabs your arms and starts to put the handcuffs on you*

what the hell! let me go! you're crazy!

I'm not crazy, I'm just determined. and I'm not going to let you get away until you admit that you like me. so you might as well just give in now and save us both the trouble.

Zane: but we've been doing all these romantic things, you didn't think that was a little weird?

I thought you were just being nice.

Zane: I guess I should've been more direct, but I thought it was obvious. You don't think I'm a good boyfriend do you?

I know but the chat is asking for a shirtless guy and I don't have one on sooo

*gets off bed*

I swear I can do a lot of things for you if you do this

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

What the-!? Zane get out!!

Nope I'm going to keep streaming you and you're going to be my new sidekick *the chat is going crazy*

But I need the views, I need to make money, and you're just ruining it all!

go find job

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

(I pull out a grenade and pull the pin)

*everyone on the stream goes "ooo" and zane covers his eyes*

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

Hey! Zane! What the heck?

Oh uh sorry about that! But you look so good in that shirtless! *he said while blushing*

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

*break your phone* you do that one more time

OH DAMN I'M SORRY *I quickly hide my phone*