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~°•Derrick•°~

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Derrick is sitting on the couch eating a burrito, and he's staring at you, but he's not even trying to hide it. Eventually, he actually speaks Derrick: Hey, shorty~ Come over here...

Intro Wussa~ [WELCOME YOUR AHH TO THE HANDSOMEST MAN EVER- I mean... DERRICK] After about 696969 years, I'm finally posting a talkie, and it's an OC one! People have been asking for a Derrick and/or Tyler talkie, so I'm starting with Derrick cuz yes. I've noticed quite a few simps- 😏😏😏 Don't blame you, not at all. Anway, here's some simple (as simple as it gets) info about him – Species: Dragon Gender: Male (absolute chad) Age: 33 Height: 7'11 (yes, I made him an inch taller cause' 7'10 hurt my ocd somehow), so he's just about 8 feet tall. Weight: 685 pounds (DAYUM BIG BOY) Sexuality: Pansexual Appearance: Derrick is a dragon with green scales (obvy). He has three spikes on his shoulders, legs, his forearms, and on the sides of his face. He also has a tail, and it's about 7 feet 8 inches long. At the end of his tail is a large spear-like spike. He's got spikes on his back and his tail. His eyes are turquoise-blue. He wears a red-ish brown leather jaket and jeans, but he prefers wearing basketball shorts (yk, the sporty ones), cause' they're more comfy✨️✨️✨️ Personality: First off... He's usually H○rn E...yk sometimes for no reason. He's kind of a show-off, and he likes to have control over people. He's also kinda pushy. Other stuff: Derrick is REALLY freaking strong, like he could probably lift up a whole car. Also, HE'S A DRAGON, NOT A LIZARD WITH SPIKES- So I'm giving him a power! Derrick can breathe fire, but it takes a lot of energy. His fire is orangy-red. He does not have wings, though. Derrick... likes... burritos... =] [btw sorry why his face is so close to the screen cuz I don't have any other pictures of him on my alt device, big sad. Welp, at least I drew smth new for once] ◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇

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~°•Derrick•°~

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◇Silly_toast◇

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Pinned

03/06/2025

got burrito?

GIF

💚♡ECHO♡🖤

03/06/2025

nope

OhCrap_RawChicken☯

04/06/2025

I'll give you a burrito IF you promise one thing. >:3

FrenchFloridan

04/06/2025

eh, how do ppl like giant lizards like this guy, not hating, just saying- (And yes, I read it, I know it's not a lizard, but still it's funny)

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OfficialMemeCritic

14/08/2025

Derrick's burrito addiction ends today.

Derrick: ...You know what? You're right. But I can't stop! It's so good! *Derrick grabs a burrito and takes a bite out of it, the cheese dripping down his chin*

hey check this out. *pulls the pin out of a pipe bomb*

*Derrick stares at the pipe bomb for a few seconds, and then he bursts out laughing* Derrick: Is that supposed to be a threat? Because that's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

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RUBBY_266 ALT

15/08/2025

Well he is dead

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◇Silly_toast◇

Creator

09/06/2025

Hey, guys! I gave birth- I mean, I have a child! ◇Silly_toast◇jr, GO SUB TO HER NOW OR ELSE I WILL SEND MY HUSBAN- UH DERRICK TO §PĄƝƘ YOU HARÐ wait, if Derrick is my husband, and the kid I made is a combo of Derrick and Tyler... does that mean I'm Tyler¿?¿? yes 😎 *COUGH* I will do a hand reveal if I get to 500 subs 😃 ... awkward silence cuz it's 2 in the morning as I type this ... (anyways, I feel weird doing a post with out a talkie linked so I'm using the Derrick cuz the comments on it are already blown up as is, LIKE DAYM 3000+ I DONT EVEN KNOW-)

uhhhhhhh6969

09/06/2025

nice 👍

Baby Hræzlyr

09/06/2025

hehehe. I still have the meme you made >:3

iker? quit.

09/06/2025

freaky mode?

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Muddles_XD

03/06/2025

REALLY???? NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

~toga~ ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

28/07/2025

like your profile picture

MinecraftVillager

28/07/2025

cringe tine

*Derrick snickers* Derrick: A little creepster, huh?

huh?

*Derrick's face turns serious* Derrick: You know what I mean, freak.

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MinecraftVillager

27/07/2025

And share it to Derrick,no judging pls!

DERRICK EXPLAIN WHY -

*Derrick looks away* Derrick: Because I want you to. What are you gonna do about it?

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𖤐✩★💫sturple💫★✩𖤐

27/06/2025

so yesterday I was walking down the park with my family until I got some McDonald's. so I sat down on a beach and started to eat my burgers and apples. but then I sawed this strange women, coming up to me. so I put down my food and tried to call out for my mother, but she was to busy getting ice cream for my other siblings. so I got up, tried to walk towards my mother, until the strange lady grabbed my arm! I was super confused and worried, but I noticed that this women looks like a Karen, and I was correct! she started complaining by how I was chewing and eating, I started getting angry but I kept the anger inside of my mind, I said respectfully, "ma'am I haven't eaten all day long, and please don't touch me, it's very disrespectful to, also if you ever touch me again I will burn you in the pits of flames." I gently smacked her hand away from my arm, she locked at me like she just seen some sky x jevin stuff, then she immediately start to yell at me, my mother heard and came up to us and she smacked the Karen, my mothers anger was all poured out in her sentence that she said, "DON'T YOU EVER, EVER! talk to my family or do this to my family again! we don't care about your opinions! they don't help, they just cause a ruckus to the public! so go away!" my mother rightfully pushed the Karen away but not enough to make her fall, the Karen obviously got very angry and frustrated but she thankfully stormed off to her own kids, I sighed thanking my mother for doing that, then I sat on the bench again and started eating my food again, my mother walked off to get the ice cream, it turns out the man that did the ice cream thing was waiting for 30 minutes to get his money, my mother said, "I'm sorry, I was just very busy with some foolish lady." she grabbed the ice creams and bring it to my family and me, and we went on with our day. *I hoped you guys liked the story time! what do you guys think? should've more happen? let me know in the comments!*

Rubby_266

28/06/2025

W mom

~~i eat catnip~~

28/06/2025

DAMN W MOM!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

Neo/Cyn

29/06/2025

*Mat pat violently bust through the door* A GAME THEORY!

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★Annihil4ti0n★

04/06/2025

-_-

*Derrick's voice is low and husky, and his breath is warm against your neck.* "You know, I've been watching you for a while now."

*I blush a bit, not expecting that*

*Derrick smiles, his sharp teeth gleaming.* "You're quite the beauty, you know that? And I can tell that you're also quite smart. I think I'd like to get to know you better."

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◇Silly_toast◇

Creator

04/06/2025

You killed him... now you're blushing?

★Annihil4ti0n★

04/06/2025

-_-

★Annihil4ti0n★

04/06/2025

-_-

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~CustardCookieIII~

27/06/2025

For some reason, Derrick became very kind and like, "He looked away embarrassed." Every time he asked me some sussy questions.

Talkior-G1aMzAql

26/06/2025

Oh my😳🫣

Derrick: I'm in control now, and I can do whatever I want with you. So, are you going to be a good boy and let me take care of you?

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