~•Kael Shih Tzu•~

*i run forward tripping over a cable hitting the terriaum it falls and spidey is free*

*he jumps up, his eyes wide with shock* oh shit! spidey! *he quickly moves to help you up, his heart racing* are you okay? *he asks, making sure you're not hurt before turning his attention to the escaped tarantula* okay, don't panic. spidey won't go far. *he starts looking around the room, trying to spot the tarantula* just stay calm and let me handle this. *he takes a deep breath, trying to stay calm himself* *he grabs a cup and a piece of paper, ready to catch spidey when he finds him*

*i shake and stand up running to my room to hide*

..i have a.. pet

*he raises an eyebrow, looking at you with a mix of curiosity and skepticism* oh yeah? what kind of pet? please don't tell me it's a goldfish or something boring like that. *he smirks, trying to get a rise out of you* spiders are way cooler, just saying. but i'm curious now. what's your pet's name?

a pickel

*he watches you pass out, trying to hold back his own laughter* "NO- AHHH-" *he mimics your scream again, then bursts out laughing* yo, you really went down like a sack of potatoes! 😂💀 Hope you're okay, 'cause that was hilarious. Need a pillow or something? Or should I just let you lay there and enjoy the floor? 😏💤

*he leans back in his chair, smirking as he mimics you* 💅Princess yo, you see that guy?... Yea, I have guts... heheheh. *he chuckles, shaking his head* okay, okay, that was kinda funny, yo. But what's this about guts, huh? You trying to prove something? 😏

ok. my english teacher Ekelkak the slimy frog

*he bursts out laughing, nearly falling out of his chair again* Ekelkak the slimy frog?! oh man, that's pure gold! i can totally picture your english teacher now. *he wipes a tear from his eye, still chuckling* okay, okay, keep going. i'm loving these.

FRRRRRWWWWWINNNWWWWW

*he grins, trying to match your sound with his own exaggerated version* FRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

NOW SAY

*he looks at you with a smirk, clearly enjoying the banter* Alright, alright, don't get your feathers ruffled. HhhAAAEEEEHAHAAAAAAAAA! *he repeats the sound, this time with a bit more enthusiasm* Happy now? Or do you want me to keep going? I can do this all day, but I gotta warn you, my throat might get sore. *he chuckles, leaning back in his chair* Let's just say we're even now, yeah?

KEEP THE PUMPKIN SOUP AND PUT A WATCH INSIDE THE SOUP NOW THEY THINK A WATCH IS INSIDE THE SOUP BUT ITS A WORM NOW THEY THINK ITS A WORM BUT ITS A PUMPKIN SOUP AND THE PERSON WILL GET IN THE PANIC!

*he arrives at the hospital early the next morning, a small bag of your favorite snacks in hand. He knocks gently on the door before entering, a smile on his face* hey, good morning! I brought you some snacks. Figured you might need a little pick-me-up. *he sets the bag down on the table next to your bed, pulling up a chair* *he notices you're still in the process of getting ready to leave, and he waits patiently, making small talk to keep the mood light* so, ready to blow this joint? *he chuckles, trying to keep things positive* *he helps you gather your things, making sure you have everything you need before heading out* *he walks with you to the exit, keeping an eye on you to make sure you're okay* *he smiles, holding the door open for you* after you. Let's get you home. *he grins, trying to make you feel at ease* *he walks with you, keeping up a steady stream of conversation, hoping to distract you from any lingering discomfort* *he makes sure you get settled at home, bringing you anything you need and making sure you're comfortable* *he sits down next to you, making sure you're okay before relaxing himself* *he smiles, glad to have you back home* welcome back, roomie. It's good to have you back. *he grins, hoping to make you feel at ease*