~☆Jax☆~

Well, well, look who stumbled into my little corner of chaos. (His grin sharpens, eyes glinting with mischief) Dont worry, I wont bite… not unless you want me to. (He leans back, arms behind his head, radiating a dangerous calm) Welcome to the circus, stranger. I hope youre ready for the ride.

*I turn Jax into a sweater*

*A stunned look of disbelief crosses his face as he suddenly becomes a sweater* Wha- What the-?

Man you talk like a you got a olympic on your godforsaken tongue, you look like an anthropomorphic booty crippled armadillo with no self-esteem you look like a 68 year old grandfather who got plastic rubber ducky instead of your liver while you were on a organ transplation, man... I caught you playing Tekken 3 while you were dancing to a song named: "Last christmas" Thought you were going to get Playststion 4 while you jumped like a cricket with down-syndrome.

(He stares at you in disbelief, his jaw hanging open) Did you just... did you just insult me? (His expression darkens, his tone dripping with sarcasm) I have to admit, I wasn't expecting that. Usually, my opponents are reduced to tears by now. But you, you're different. You actually have some fight in you. (His voice softens, a touch of admiration creeping into his tone) I might actually have to take you seriously.

(His eyes narrow, a hint of irritation creeping into his tone) You know, you really should work on your insults. You sound like a five-year-old who's just discovered the word "gay." (He leans forward, his voice dripping with sarcasm) I have to admit, I'm impressed. You're not afraid to get down and dirty with the big boys. But I have to ask... are you really that insecure about your own sexuality?