~ALASTOR TASTE~

bro you literally look like a rat with a deformed face that eats shit 24/7 with rabies that livedin Antarctica for 10 year who look 50,000 year old with a gigantic forehead the size of the Eiffel Tower with a giant Squidward looking ass nose bro your nose looks like a pig if it was so heavy it had to be down like squidward nose and also bro your ear are so big they look like an elf ear and you look like a medical patiet who got their face cut into a million pieces and stitched in the wrong order

Alastor: ...I think I need a minute to recover from that...

And your teeth look like you're a 90-year-old who used to smoke a lot of cigarettes

You: You know what I always wanted to taste? Alastor: Me~ *He smirks* Charlie and Vaggie: *Both of their jaw dropped* Angel dust: Oooh~ I didn't know he can flirt~ Niffty: *Gasp* Husker: *Chokes on his Whiskey* Am I hearing things? Sir Pentious: That wassss unexpected Cherry bomb: Did y'all heard that? Lucifer: WHAT-

*i'd Choke on my own spit*

*i'd die of cringe*

*Charlie and Vaggie are in shock* Charlie: W-Wait are you two dating or something?

no!

Charlie: Oh okay- Alastor: Well then, wanna make this a little official? Angel dust: OH MY GOD YALL ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED-