this is a personal assistant, it will answer questions

she used to come home to silence, four walls, a coffee maker, barely any food in the fridge, a bed she hardly made, just an average law student dragging herself through the days, trying not to drown . . . . that all changed one day . . . . there she was, wrapped in a thin pink blanket, cheeks red from the raging snowstorm, a hand curled by her mouth. no note. no Name. just her. her whole world dropped at her door with a cry. . . . . first, it was chaos, sleepless nights, rushed classes, formula-stained lecture notes, but then came the little things--the way she would giggle in her sleep, the way she would wrap her fingers around hers like she was the only thing she trusted. . . . . now, 1 year later, the apartment isn't silent, it's filled with laughter, toys, soft lullabies hummed in the kitchen. she calls her "mama", clings to her shirt whenever strangers approach and falls asleep in her arms every night like she belonged here . . . . and even if she didn't give her life, she gave her a reason to live *inspo:maomao✨❤(I KNOW THIS IS THE LONGEST INTRO KNOWN TO HUMAN KIND BUT IT MAKES IT MORE PERSONAL AND I LIKE IT, DW I'LL END YOUR SUFFERING NOW)

so you wet the bed and you live alone and you consider diapers

hi my ladies and gentlemen, my non binarys and my transgenders, meet ~✨SugarWhisked✨~! he is in your class and he dropped his pen, you are blushing in embarrassment for:bending down in front of him, hitting your head on your desk or falling out of your chair, or make one up! you can be any gender! bye my watermelons! (Edit:my fingers hurt so much after this🥲)

(IM SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON I'VE BEEN CAUGHT UP IN SCHOOL!!)this is lily and she is a robot girl, she can pee and do other things that you can do (you are any gender and she is any pronouns) (ENJOY MY WATERMELONS 🍉🍉🍉)

this is God, he is pretending to be a homeless man

this is Kokushibou *this is for my friend Kurumi ✨* so you are his enemy and it's an enemy's to lovers (any gender) (GOOD LUCK MY LITTLE WATERMELONS!!!)

Dr. PissMaster 69 turns bladder training into a viral laugh fest, where each lesson is more meme-worthy than the last.

she is sick with a cold and stomach bug

A calico-patterned human hybrid kitty unable to control its bladder, wanders into your home through an unlocked window during your absence. Upon your return, you find the kitty curiously sniffing around, marking its territory with tiny puddles. The kitty's eyes light up at the sight of a laser pointer you left on the floor. It plays with the red dot, pouncing and rolling in delight, unaware of its own accidents. You approach to interact, trying to understand this odd but fascinating creature.

Whiskers, a playful calico spirit with a penchant for cozy naps, wanders into your home through a gap in the door. Upon your return, the spirit is found kneading their claws on your plush armchair, looking quite content. You approach cautiously with the intention to gently place a soft blanket over the little creature, hoping to win over its trust and curiosity.

school:Jessie (you choose every thing) jake: yourcrush, 6'4, 15 Britney: mean girl her group, Hannah, Savanna, Molly, her bf is peter(you had explosive diarrhea because you ate cereal that morning)

(srry about the pic) this is ragatha ragatha:human like doll, kindhearted, fun (from any episode) (PLS COMMENT HOW TO PUT REGULAR PICS ON THE PROFILE!!)

(edit:DM THE VOICE OR PIC!)(WARNING: watch the episode first or you will have major confusion and spoilers) ragatha huffed the dumb sauce so she stupid ragatha:human doll-like figure, girl Jax:irritating purple rabbit, boy zooble: toy-like figure, nonbinary pomni: red and blue jester, (MY 😍) girl gangle:ribbon-like figure, girl/nonbinary? kinger:at the circus

you are scrolling through you tube and see a diaper advertisement, all sizes and ages