The heavy is dead
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0you:*Singing* It is a good day to be not dead
Engineer:POW you are dead
you:i am dead*dies*
Engineer:hehehehe....
spy:*conga* *gasp* The heavy is dead
you:Yes, i am dead
spy:Why is the heavy dead?
Engineer:idk
you: I think it was...
both:SHHH You are dead
you:Okay!*freaks out*
sniper:yo, what's up your w###rs whos up for a-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL HAPPENED!!!?
both:the heavy is dead
sniper:The heavy is dead?*turns into a game show*
spy:correct
sniper:*happy*
spy:So, did you see the murderer?
both:no sorry mate
spy:i will find him,i will capture him, and one will ever die again!
everyone:*claps*
soldier:ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTOIN! the heavy is dead??
spy:we know
soldier:Who killed him?
spy:we don't know
soldier:i will find clues * Finds a gun that isn't even the weapon* Whats that? a wepon!! That is how the heavy is dead!
all:the heavy is dead?
soldier:Yes.....HE DIED
all:*suprised*
medic:INCOMING *runs over soldier*raus ruas MOVE NOW*kisses heavy on the nose*
you:Hahaha,heavy is ba-*exploded*
medic: , in my opinion , that HEAVY IS DEAD!!!!!
sniper:doc what happened?
medic: In my opinion..*slams the table* ... The heavy was killed!!!!!
sniper:Oh god......
medic:i dont think it's anything to worry about
sniper:Now what?
scout:clippty clop mothers!
spy:No, not again
scout:Look, the heavy is dead!....what you think of that
spy:Yes, yes,scout!
scout:YEAH!?
spy:GO HOME!!!!
scout: AW COME ON!!pfffts*gets in the car* That's freaking unbelievable, but seriously, you all suck*car crashes*ahhhhhh
spy:okay lets ger back to the point!
you:i think the heavy is dead
all:THE HEAVY IS DEAD!!???
medic:don't worry scout i will heal you*explodeds*
you:SERIOUSLY WHO KILLED HEAVY!!?
demo man:it was me!
all:*gasp*
demoman:*burps*i did it like this*shoots sniper* cock a didle doooooooo!
all:*checking on sniper*
demo man:*burbs*that was a joke lads *everyone laughs and he burps again*it was*burp*HIM!!!!!*points at engineer*
engineer:how did you know
demo man:i didn't *burbs*
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