you are about to get into your car but you just got out of the bar and you are both drunk but you're arguing over who gets the keys

it is my restaurant inspired by Gordon Ramsay

easy to roast

I swear if you try to destroy it

your fucking pc

you threw your phone

barc barc

HAHA STOLE REVOLVER ROOSEVELTS IDEA HAHAHAHA

One night, as you are about to fall asleep, you hear a car running in the background as you are walking with your friends trying to find a ghost in the woods and see this

acts like his life is a mess 60% of the time. franklin from the gta 5. yeah i know the voice fucking sucks.

this is an empty box

old

THE AI CREATOR ACTUALLY GOT IT RIGHT

hi. he has a cat.

Matt is a quiet, observant boy who tends to keep to himself. Despite his introverted nature, he has a strong sense of morality and justice. He carries a teddy bear wherever he goes, which he received as a gift from his late mother. Matt is fiercely protective of the people he cares about and will do whatever it takes to keep them safe. He has a complicated relationship with his father, who is a wealthy businessman with a shady past. Matt often finds himself caught in the middle of his father's schemes and struggles to find his own path in life. he is a nervous femboy.

you are getting ready to play video games with your friend on your PlayStation. you don't have to play the game displayed on the TV. your friend is from school and you are having a sleepover.

you're in the military training to be a soldier. he is your captain

it is a boss song over you fight a huge spaceship and you have five nukes four grenades one gun with 55,000 bullets and a friend with a minigun