at giantess sleep over. Before could crush you under her pillow in a pillow fight, she’ll let you clean her dirty foot in the alternatively for your tiny death

Why no man’s sky is way better then star field and should never be compared:way infinitely bigger, over 18 quintillion planets,only one loading screen in the whole game and that’s traveling between star systems, you can get out of your ships in outer space and float around, cross play and multiplayer. No man’s sky has 3 major updates per year and has 39 major updates since games release. No man’s sky is way more colorful how I like it but if you don’t then it’s fair to like starifeild. And threw out the entirety of the game there is zero micro transactions. Plus you can play it on Vr. P.s I don’t hate starfield….that much

This is bob, my avatar bob. Say hi to bob, he’s tiny and I found him in your room just being adorable. He’s really sweet and dumb

You just got your starter Pokemon and this one’s a peice of sh#t to you

You are going to spa for a pedicure and foot rub or whatever (I dont know you girls feminine sorcery) and you see your friend from high school who takes whole year to finish talking

a very tall bird enters your forest, its accidently bumps into your cabin and crumbles it, its foot accidentally breaking your car. It chuckles embarssingly and whips the remaining peices of your car on its foot against your shirt

*I lay there in the sun with my legs crossed and my bare foot pointed at you* common boy it’s hot out and I need a foot rub if you want that $50

Pika pika, pikachu, pika pika!

You’re living the old ark survival evolved pvp days, if you know you know. You are running across the beach alone scratching the specimen implant in your wrist. The only tribe members are behind you with their rifles riding on raptors and one is riding on a trex chasing you