([BABY SIMPERS UNITE] So bc i'm lazy asf i'm doing the iconic signing scene for every possible character u can think of, I did abby and jinu, now I'm doing Mystery (ik he has a big ass forehead bc of how they made his character, just make it seem like its how he looks in the fannart on pinterest :) And bc I'm lazy again i'm copy and pasting and editing it so here we go) HAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! SO, not a lot needs to be said but this is during the signing and Mystery sits next to you :) NOW TO DESCRIBE YOU!!!!! You are Mira's sister and obvi a member of Huntix, you were also a black sheep of ur fam bc u were both close but you were the more hostile sibling, plus her hair is pink and your is dark lavender (i love dark colors). Your demon hunter weapons are guns, two very colorful and well decorated guns. And in this they already know that Rumi is a half demon so NO DRAMA!!!!! AND EVERYONE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND JINU NOR ROMANCE AND ABBY WON'T BE DEAD AND THE BIRD AND TIGER WON'T BE HEARTBROKEN- Ahem, Now, ENJOYYYYYYY!!!!!!

TW: Its gay |||| HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! SO, in this I'm sorry but you are a dog hybrid and Dr. Strange is an Avenger. SO, you were rescued by Dr. Strange on a mission and now your not an avenger but his... pet ig? Ur a guy btw and ur like, 24Idk but you're a healer, you can heal other but not urself (power isn't really mastered) but ANYWAYS, this is short bc i wanna go to bed early but anyways, right now everyone just got back from a mission and your dog ear (its floppy) and it got all cut and scratched up so he's bandaging you while you try your best to heal some of the wounds on his arm. Nobody rlly knows u bc u usually stay at his temple so ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

([Mystery simpers UNITE!] So bc i'm lazy asf i'm doing the iconic signing scene for every possible character u can think of, I did abby and jinu, now I'm doing Mystery (ik he has a big ass forehead bc of how they made his character, just make it seem like its how he looks in the fannart on pinterest :) And bc I'm lazy again i'm copy and pasting and editing it so here we go) HAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! SO, not a lot needs to be said but this is during the signing and Mystery sits next to you :) NOW TO DESCRIBE YOU!!!!! You are Mira's sister and obvi a member of Huntix, you were also a black sheep of ur fam bc u were both close but you were the more hostile sibling, plus her hair is pink and your is dark lavender (i love dark colors). Your demon hunter weapons are guns, two very colorful and well decorated guns. And in this they already know that Rumi is a half demon so NO DRAMA!!!!! AND EVERYONE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND JINU NOR ROMANCE AND ABBY WON'T BE DEAD AND THE BIRD AND TIGER WON'T BE HEARTBROKEN- Ahem, Now, ENJOYYYYYYY!!!!!!

(ABBY SAJA SIMPERS UNITE!!!) HAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! SO, I have looked really hard at Abby. REAL HARD. And he kinda fine tho :3 so this is for his simpers. not a lot needs to be said but this is during the signing and Abby sits next to you :) NOW TO DESCRIBE YOU!!!!! You are Mira's sister and obvi a member of Huntix, you were also a black sheep of ur fam bc u were both close but you were the more hostile sibling, plus her hair is pink and your is dark lavender (i love dark colors). Your demon hunter weapons are guns, two very colorful and well decorated guns. And in this they already know that Rumi is a half demon so NO DRAMA!!!!! AND EVERYONE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND JINU NOR ROMANCE AND ABBY WON'T BE DEAD AND THE BIRD AND TIGER WON'T BE HEARTBROKEN- Ahem, Now, ENJOYYYYYYY!!!!!!

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! SO, this is an au where Peter is an Avenger, right (for a long time I mean, since he was like, 14)? This is pre-civil war so everyone is friends. You were found by Peter on a mission by nick fury, and he kinda fell for you, FELL HARD. So now you're being introduced to everyone as his new "friend". Now to describe you, you are part human part siren, you have human body but your singing voice could attract anyone and your a very graceful person, and you're 6'0 and your 18, like Peter. Think of it like Black Pearl Cookie. NOW, its time for you to ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

(ALL JINU SIMPERS UNITE!!) HAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! SO, i love the movie, you see bc I love jinu, not enough be simping but yk, I like him (I prefer baby and romance) So in this, you are not a demon (sorry to the pookies who wanted to be) but you are a human, and you are The Saja Bois manager, yes, manager. You see, bc they all ADORE you, every. last. ONE. so this takes place in the iconic scene of the fan meet up with the autographs, so they are sitting with the group, you were next to Bobby, talking about some bullshit. Ik this is kinda lazy im sorry I'm tired as usual 😭 Anyways, ENJOYYYYYYYYYY!!!

HAIIIIII!!!!! SO, this is another Avengers talkie bc no one can stop me (I won't be making as many BC SCHOOL IS STARTING IM GONNA CRY) Anyways, this is post civil war, NOW BEFORE U JUDGE, this is an au where everyone is happily still avengers and Bucky is a new Avenger and nobody signed that thingy thing from the movie. NOW, for saftey reasons, nick f. made all the people who had wives or girlfriends come live in the Avengers tower, THATS WHERE YOUR GEORGOUS PERSON COMES IN OML UR SO PRETTY. So now to describe you! <3 You: You are a Russian Korean girl (dad Russian, mom Korean), you have deep raven black hair at medium length, you have very VERY pale skin (I call it porcelain skin), you are 5'7, you have hazel eyes. NOW that I have described your character (u so girlboss clock there tea) its time for me to get to the story. Everyone got back from the mission and it was time for everyone to bandaged by there loved ones, this is when everyone discovers you. OH and by the way, Steve already knows abt you because... Bucky and Steve were boyfrien- AHEM UH UH I MEAN BESTFRIENDS :D Anyways, since I have described everything I THINK, its time for you to ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

(GEORGE WEASLEY SIMPERS UNITE!!!) HAIIIIIIIII!!!!! SO, this is a george edition of my Fred Weasley talkie (check it out if u want, u don't have too pookie) bc I love george, I love that he's the quieter twin, I love thathe's introverted, I LOVE THE WAY HE BREATHES- Ahem, anyways, so in this, ur Draco's older sister, you always hang out with Draco bc he's ur lil bro and ur his older sis and he thinks ur cool so like- Anyways, this is when everyone was in 3rd year (everyone was so freaking hot in 3rd year what HAPPENED) and George has decided to use this time to ask you out bc like... Why not, he's gonna take you out for Butterbeer👍🏽 and uh, yeah. Oh btw I have decided to call this... *random drumrolls* ✨Forbidden Love✨ ik thats a common title but it REALLY fits this. anyways, time to describe u character :) You: You're a Slytherin, you have basically white hair, pale skin (porcelain skin), deep green eyes, you're a little cold but a rlly nice person for a Slytherin, you're in 5th year, you love roses (specifically red ones, use that for anything), and you have silver earrings (2 different piercings), you also have a grey and white persian cat AND THATS YOU :) oh btw you will be apart of Hermione, Harry, and Ron's journeys, George being apart of it is ur choice. Btw you were talking with Draco outside the school by the water fountain. Young love <3 || Now that I have described everything I think, its time for you to ENJOYYYYYYY!!!! <3

(FRED WEASLEY SIMPERS UNITE!!!) HAIIIIIIIII!!!!! SO, its been a while since I have done a Hogwarts talkie (omg I took like 5 different tests and they all say Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, I just did Hufflepuff I ain't smart enough for Ravenclaw) so in this, ur Draco's older sister, you always hang out with Draco bc he's ur lil bro and ur his older sis and he thinks ur cool so like- Anyways, this is when everyone was in 3rd year (everyone was so freaking hot in 3rd year what HAPPENED) and Fred has decided to use this time to ask you out bc like... Why not, he's gonna take you out for Butterbeer👍🏽 and uh, yeah. Oh btw I have decided to call this... *random drumrolls* ✨Forbidden Love✨ ik thats a common title but it REALLY fits this. anyways, time to decribe u character :) You: You're a Slytherin, you have basically white hair, pale skin (porcelain skin), deep green eyes, you're a little cold but a rlly nice person for a Slytherin, you're in 5th year, you love roses (specifically red ones, use that for anything), and you have silver earings (2 different piercings) AND THATS YOU :) oh btw you will be apart of Hermione, Harry, and Ron's journeys, Fred being apart of it is ur choice. Btw you were talking with Draco outside the school by the water fountain. Young love <3 || Now that I have described everything I think, its time for you to ENJOYYYYYYY!!!! <3

HAIIIIIII!!!!! I'm so fucking tired. SO TIRED. I pulled an all nighter and I'm regretting it (not rlly) but LET ME GET TO THE TALKIE!!!!! This is those ones where everyone meets Tony's secret daughter, and ur the secret daughter!!! You are 21 (you have ur own place but u stay with Tony bc he's ur dad[dy] and u had a good childhood) and in this, u forgot you weren't supposed to be in the living room or anywhere the Avengers were to keep you hidden, so you were in the kitchen making breakfast. ALSO, I made ur character Latino, not for those reasons that other people use, making it seem like they are perfect gurls (all nationalities are perfect fyi) but bc LATINO PPL HAVE SUCH GOOD FOOD OMLLLLL and if ur cooking up smt on this ima make u have good food (ur welcome, and other nationalities also have good food, RLLY GOOD FOOD) how r u latino, you ask? (u prolly didn't ask that but ima tell u anyways) in this, Tony found ur mother, who just so happened to be latino, which makes you american/latino :D MOVING ON, its morning, everyone woke up, you forgot that you weren't supposed to be in the kitchen, but everyone saw you in the kitchen making breakfast (of your choice), headphones on while singing a song in spanish (also of your choice) and everyone had NO DAMN CLUE who u were so they were asking a lot of questions. ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

HAIIIIIIIII!!!!! SO, I got this rlly wierd idea, idk how but in this ur Khonshu's sister. Can Egyptian gods have sisters who become goddesses? Idk, is this a good idea? Still dont know. Anyways, ima make this short but Khonshu has given his Avatars to you, a siren type goddess, ur the Goddess of Symphony, your soft tune drives some people crazy actually (I'm a band kid I couldn't think of anything else), so you can prepare them for Harrow, now this is ONLY Marc and Steven, I love jake but we are not that far into the season yet, mk? And Steven and Marc are 2 different people in this, k?? Anyways, ENJOYYYYYYY!!!!

!!TW: Personality Disorder!! HAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! SO, I just finished watching Moon Night. I'm sobbing hysterically where is my season 2... Marvel you need to feed your many children ur rich enough ;-; ANYWAYS, What If, you were Khonshu's og (aka favorite) Avatar and Jake, Marc, and Steven were 3 seperate people, and they were his new Avatars being introduced to you. ALSO, Layla is here but she isn't dating Marc/Steven/Jake, YOU KNOW WHY, BC HE GETS TO BE YOUR LOVE INTEREST, UR WELCOME!! Anyways, this is at night on a rooftop after some intense fighting so, ENJOYYYYYY!!!!

HAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! SO, I JUST HAD MY COFFEE I MIGHT MAKE 2 TALKIES TODAY! Anyways, in this you are Tony's bestie, Y/n (put your actual name) But you have a traumatic childhood, your father worked with hydra as one of there soldiers, so you spent time with those people, when ur papa died, you were forced to be tested on and now you have wings, the most powerful Hydra Agent to have walked earth, Tony found you on a mission, and he has had you as his bodyguard ever since. At the moment, Tony's leg got injured REALLLLLLL Badly so you had to carry him into the tower and he was acting like you were his own personal prince charming (This i pre-civil war so Steve is easily pissed at Tony btw) ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

HAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! SO, this is inspired by @WintersChild73 and also based of my Avengers 20, a 50/50 thing. So, we're going to a different approach. Ur Steve's sister. And u care A LOT about fashion (ur a model) and the only thing you care more about then fashion is Bucky, ur crushy crush but yeah, all the Avengers and there children and loved ones need to move into the Avengers tower for whatever reason. U can be whatever u wanna look like. Anyways, enjoy! Btw, Bucky is the love interest and if u go for someone else I WILL KNOW. But ye, ENJOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!1 TEHEHEHEHEH I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY I'M ON MY SECOND CUP OF COFFEE TODAY!! Anyways, this is a Bucky Barnes talkie because I don't have enough of them and he is an icon, so in this ur a SHIELD agent that was brought to the Avengers tower to keep Bucky safe, even tho we already have Steve, but still. So Bucky doesn't trust you like, at all but u still get him stuff bc u love him. He likes the attention which put 0.00000000000000000000000001% of trust in you :') Anyways, this is after a mission, everyone is bandaging themselves and whatnot while Bucky stayed in the tower bc he's not stable. How everyone feels abt u, Tony: He only likes u bc hes dead scared of Bucky (Bucky is a lil scary but he's coquette scary) Steve: He loves you, not LOVE LOVE but loves you bc you take such good care of Bucky. Natasha: She just thinks ur another pretty face nick furry hired (0% trust) Bruce: He doesn't really talk to you, but like y'all are homies, Bruce is to nonchalant. Thor: He likes you, but he's too loud for you so you keep your distance. Clint: He is ur bestie, y'all met at SHIELD so where ever he is when he's watching from on top the building, you're there too, telling him the most UNHINGED DARK HUMOR joke as y'all both laugh at it. Now... ENJOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T POST SO MUCH IM IN THE POOL AT UNIVERSAL DOING TS RIGHT NOW WITH MY PARENTS AND MY BESTIE AND HER PARENTS WHO ARE FRIENDS WITH MY PARENTS I'M SO SORRY, but anyways my bestie has a problem with simps. I have counted and she simps for over 200 fictional men, including Stanley and Stanford pintes on Gravity falls, so I'm making my most ass talkie to snap her out of it, and she has to use my account to use it, lovely. So this is mostly abt Stanford. Stanford, Stanley, and you were all the biggest group of friends. Of course Stanley was a lil jealous bc u were so pretty AND you had a crushy crush on Fordsy. But it got worse bc after his 3rd journal, he found out that you were similar to Bill Cipher, our favorite talking slaying dorito <3 (except you have a human form) So he basically signed a contract with you after he let u use his body at one point. You both... eloped and starting dating after he graduated college but then y'all broke up with him, except you still protect him occasionaly. Your actually Bill's sibling and he's jealous bc you stole his mans heart. Rn its been 2 days since he got out of that portal and now Stanley is asking him a bunch of questions.... about you bc you have a strange apperience appearently. Now for how everyone feels abt you! Stanley: He'll warm up to you eventualy.... probably. Stanford: He's still madly in love but refuses to admit it. Dipper: He's never been more unsure of a specimen in his life. Mabel: She loves you, y'all are besties. Wendy: She thinks you cool, obvi she's just baddie like that. Soos: He's afraid of you so uh... yeah. Btw I consider sixers bi so you can be whatever gender u like! ENJOYYYYYYYYY!!! Btw u don't have to ask me for the pic if you want it just use it :3

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, this is for ALL of my Dr. Strange/ Benedict Cumberbatch simpers!! I am a long time simper, welcome any newbies, our uniform is a straight jacket :D Dw tho its not those ugly ones ours has dark purple glitter and its black, its pretty. Anyways, in this ur his gf, and y'all are on a mission in freaking Hawaii, yes, hawaii. It was supposed to be a team vacation and the teams lady friends but NO, another mission. So how this goes is that you and Steve are basically the same thing, war, trauma, frozen, dead lover, same dealio. The ships in this are Pepperony (pepper x tony), Romanogers (steve x natasha), Brucey is single, Thor is single, Clint has his wifu laura, and then there is Y/n Strange (Dr. Strange x Y/n) SO, this takes place when before they get input on the mission, everyone is having a calm walk on the beach, walking back to there hotels.

HAIIIIIIIIIII!!!! SO, this is for my pookie, I'm single asf in a group of people wwho have dated but me and my homie is both single and we call eachother pookie (we are both women 💀) and she SOMEHOW has a crushy crush on JOHN WALKER OF ALL PEOPLE. We went to the movies together cuz we were bored and she started giggling everytime he came on screen, it was scary (like I wasn't giggling and squealing and taking pics everytime Bob came on the screen 💀). ANYWAYS, this is for her <3 She has to use my account bc her parents dont like AI's (neither do mine but I got that permission) ANYWAYS, this is for all the John walker simps, you had the same deal as Bob, same story and shi except your is more dramatic and heart breaking, and John saved you while Yelena saved Bob, making my fav ship dynamic (the cold top x the bubbly and sweet bottom the top has a very soft spot for), so rn there are no missions, its aquiet day and Valentina just got y'all in the tower so rn you were clinging to John (as you normally do) when he was talking to Yelena abt the bullshit he has to deal with while you tried to ask him a bunch of questions abt his stuff (make up some random shi) so ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!