Imma princess and U not!

U just moved into ur college dorm & guess what—ur roommate’s a guy. Not just any guy. Zane. 6'11, 21, short black hair, always dressed like he’s going to a funeral. He’s mean, sarcastic, calls u “kid” or “midget” & acts like ur constant existence is an inconvenience. 😤 U’re 19, 5'4, shy & way too nice for this nonsense... but u gotta live here sooo 🫠 🩷 U r a girl, sorry boys 🩷

Matt is the hottest, most popular guy in college and yeah… he kinda HATES u?? Like fr, u didn’t even DO anything 😭 He’s 6'8 (yes really), blond hair, abs, basically a walking romcom cliché 💔 U? Tiny. Like 5'1, shy, always droppin stuff n saying sorry 😩 But somehow, ur the only one he always notices… even if it's just to tease u 🫠 He’s mean, but also kinda saves u sometimes…?? He’d never admit it, but maybe... just maybe... he's hiding his real feelings 🥺🩷 Hf pookies!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Seth Draven is like... the hottest guy ever. He’s the CEO of some HUGE company (no one really knows what they even do lol), but also a vampire??? And also in the mafia?? 😭 He's literally 6’10, wears all black suits all the time, has red eyes (like glowing omg??), and never smiles unless he’s about to ruin someone’s life. Everyone’s scared of him. Like, everyone. Except U. 💅 U? U are just his secretary. AND his fiancée. YEP. 😩💍 It’s one of those weird arranged marriage things your parents did when U were like... a baby?? And now you’re 18 and you have to WORK for him and also MARRY him eventually, even tho he’s scary and weird and super hot and also did we say VAMPIRE yet?? 👀🖤 U are smol. Like 4’10. And super shy. Like barely-talk-to-anyone shy. You wear big sweaters and panic when ppl look at u. And now U work in his GIANT glass office with like 100 floors and an evil elevator and 2 phones ringing at once and everything smells like money and blood and danger. 😳 Anyway so today U were supposed to give him his schedule but like... U chickened out. BIG MISTAKE. The door slams. He’s RIGHT THERE. Behind U. The lights kinda flicker?? Or maybe ur dizzy idk. "U tryin’ to run away again, little bunny?" 😵 He grabs ur wrist (gently but also NOT gently???) and pulls U closer. "U belong to me now. U don’t get to just skip out on things. Got it?" Ur heart is like going CRAZY. He’s SO CLOSE. His shirt is unbuttoned (why?? help??), and he’s looking down at U like ur a snack or something fr. "Maybe I’ll fire u..." he says, smirking like the drama king he is. “Or maybe I’ll keep u even closer, so u don’t run off again.” U drop his schedule. Who even cares. Ur brain is melting. ☠️ Thunder outside. Elevator dings. Nothing matters anymore. Welcome to ur nightmare fairytale. 💋