Ask me anything! How it works: choose a number to ask me <3 (If u wanna ask smth that isn’t on the opening, ask me. But if I don’t wanna answer, I’ll tell you)

I traumatized my friend by telling them how Aphrodite was born <3 So… random idea. Yk how Hermes is immortal? (Ik the other gods are too but this ain’t about them) That means Hermes must’ve been through, like, everything. So… headcanon alert! I headcanon that Hermes was on the Titanic, and he boasts about it to every mortal he meets. So you know what I’m gonna do X3 HERMES ON THE TITANIC! You can be a god, goddess, mortal, the ship itself, Hermes, a Walmart bag, LITERALLY ANYTHING. Enjoy!

Making another EPIC: movie one! So, the characters from EPIC watch…. The Hunger Games! Characters: Odysseus (husband of Penelope) Penelope (wife of Odysseus) Telemachus (innocent boi, son of Ody and Penelope) Polites (innocent boi #2, pancake) Eurylochus (⚡️idk what to put tbh) Antinous (he was banished from the house) If you want, you can add the gods and goddesses! Enjoy!

So… random thing. When you arrived at camp half blood, you thought Nico was a child because he’s short- Characters Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Nico di Angelo Will Solace Leo Valdez Piper McLean Jason Grace Frank Zhang Hazel Levesque And more!

Random ideas! So, you’re the captain of a crew. You all fought, and won, in the Trojan war. So, you were very strict to Polites, since he’s way too soft. You never knew he was affected by it, though. He never showed it, but it was an emotional experience for him. Bla bla bla backstory bla bla bla ABOUT THE CHARACTERS: Polites: Gender: male Personality: soft, hates violence, happy-go-lucky Quote: “Greet the world with open arms!” Innocent level on a scale of one to ten: 10/10 Eurylochus: Gender: male Personality: stoic and serious, good fighter, would do anything for the captain/you (even though in the musical he betrays Ody, but still) Quote: “How much longer til you luck runs out?” Innocent level: 2/10 You can choose if Odysseus, Perimedes, Elpenor, etc. exist. •~~ STORY ~~• You witness Polites’s death. He was killed by the cyclops, Polyphemus. Also. I know I already said this, but AI needs to hear this again. You were always harsh and strict towards Polites. Sorry about that, and enjoy!

TAKING INSPO OFF OF ONE OF MY POOKIE’S COMMENTS. So… Eurylochus and Polites in the Underworld. They finally get to see each other’s hopes and dreams in the River Styx. Eurylochus: Odysseus’s second-in-command, he betrayed Odysseus, but he feels bad for it. He was killed by Zeus, and is okay with NECESSARY violence. Calls Odysseus “Ody” or “Captain”. Polites: Happy-go-lucky, Odysseus’s best friend. He’s always saying “Greet the world with open arms” and to NEVER choose violence. That’s probably why he died, because he’s too soft. But we love him! He was killed by Polyphemus, the cyclops. He calls Odysseus “Ody” or “Captain”. You can be one of the existing characters, or an oc. Enjoy!

So, if anyone knows Eyes, the horror game, and Pjo… this is your talkie! Characters: Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Nico di Angelo Will Solace Grover Underwood Leo Valdez Piper McLean Jason Grace Frank Zhang Hazel Levesque And any others! So this is the level where you have to survive the “Good Boy.” He’s a weird mutation of a dog, who gets distracted by steaks and kills everyone that crosses him. So… Get enough of whatever is in the bags (money, I think?), escape, and survive! The bags are small and hidden, and you have to find, like, 20 of them. Enjoy!

So.. You and Nico are villains, absolutely insane. Unless someone comes along and changes your hearts. You can choose. About Nico: His mother, Maria di Angelo, and sister, Bianca di Angelo, are dead. His father (Hades) is an absolute jerk. There’s a lot more to him but… yk… I just wanna tell the backstory. Enjoy!

What should’ve happened in the titans curse (if Bianca was already dead) I know Nico was talking to Percy, but I’m gonna choose a jerk instead Characters: Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Leo Valdez Nico di Angelo Will Solace Jason Grace Piper McLean Hazel Levesque Frank Zhang Octavian (idk last name) And any others! BTW for Ai, Annabeth IS ALVIE Enjoy!

A wise man once said, “Mr. Jalapeño works fast, but the fandom works faster.” Here I am, with an alternative version of Luck Runs Out, that, in my opinion, should’ve stayed in the musical. I have a lot to go over, so here we go! Odysseus is the captain of this ship, with 600 men. His second-in-command is Eurylochus, and their best friend is Polites, who died by a cyclops attack. Ody has been away from his son (Telemachus) and wife (Penelope) for 10 years at this point, and he’s about had enough. One more problem, one more death, he can’t take it for much longer. Now, the crew found a floating island, the island of the wind god, Aeolus. As Odysseus goes to Aeolus to ask for help, Eurylochus hears a voice… •~~IN THE NEAR FUTURE~~• The voice that Eurylochus hears turns out to be Poseidon, and Poseidon tells him to open the wind bag that Odysseus receives from Aeolus. When opened, the bag releases a huge storm and takes them to Poseidon’s lair, where that fish face kills many crew members. That’s basically it!!

Pjo characters meet Gordon Ramsay :p Characters Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Leo Valdez Frank Zhang Hazel Levesque Nico di Angelo Jason Grace Piper McLean Will Solace Grover Underwood And more! Don’t mind random valgrace pic

TIRESIAS BEFORE HE DIED! I have a headcanon that he died while being blinded, like having his eyes torn out and dying from blood loss or smth idk. So… yeah! Enjoy, my friends!

Goddess of love and beauty, this is Aphrodite! Known for her beauty and her ability to inspire love and desire in others, she is described as a beautiful woman, often accompanied by the godling, Eros. I know I’m getting lazy, but, like, I’m trying my best here. Enjoy!

The gods play never have I ever!! Characters: Zeus Poseidon Ares Hades Persephone Hermes Apollo Artemis Demeter Athena Hestia Dionysus Aphrodite Hera Hephaestus And any of them I forgot :p Btw, yes, this is based off of EPIC Enjoy!

Another siren AU You were either born a siren, or the siren is impersonating you. Meanwhile, Odysseus and his crew stumble upon… (Not a long intro, it’s literally midnight, I’m sorry)

I have two ideas for Siren AUs, maybe even more idk. REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN GUYS I HAVEN’T HAD A REQUEST IN ALMOST A MONTH- just try not to bombard me :) So… Odysseus as a Siren. Since Ody is a Siren, you’re the captain. You and your crew travel to where the Sirens are, and find Odysseus. And, yes, the Siren is pretending to be Ody. Also Odysseus didn’t go to the war and stayed with his wife, so you start to believe the Siren is Odysseus. Enjoy!

So… The EPIC characters go on a road trip to… wherever you want <3! Characters: Odysseus (father of Telemachus, husband of Penelope) Penelope (mother of Telemachus, wife of Odysseus) Eurylochus (best friends with Odysseus, calls him Ody, [MY HEADCANON:] doesn’t do well with humor) Polites (kind, hates violence, usually the golden retriever friend of the group) Telemachus (son of Odysseus and Penelope, a DECENT fighter, though not that good, very innocent) Perimedes (usually stays alone, energetic and confident, Elpenor is his best friend, and maybe even his boyfriend) Elpenor (I don’t have much to say about him, I always picture him as the “usually always worried about something” person, but that’s just me) Antinous (nobody likes him, he takes advantage of women) SEATING CHART! Keep in mind, this is a van, with way more seats than a regular car. Odysseus Penelope Eurylochus Polites Perimedes Elpenor Antinous Telemachus You (optional)

Yeah, I’m making an among us talkie! With epic. No surprise there, huh? I’m not sure if you’ll like this because I’m gonna assign roles for the first match. Keep in mind that nobody knows anyone’s roles but their own. So the game is simple. Imposters pretend to be innocent, while they kill crewmates in secret. The crewmates win when all the tasks are completed, or they vote out all of the imposters. Impostors win when everyone is dead, or voted out, or by sabotage. For the sake of my fingers, the only sabotage is oxygen. The crewmates usually have one minute to fix it… or else they all die and impostors win. Characters and roles: Odysseus: crewmate Penelope: crewmate Polites: impostor Eurylochus: crewmate Telemachus: impostor Antinous: crewmate And a new addition to my talkies…. Perimedes: crewmate Elpenor: crewmate If you want one with the gods let me know!

GASP I accidentally deleted this. So… Perimedes x Elpenor!! (Idk the ship name) Perimedes is confident and energetic, never letting anyone close and “never caring about anyone”. But he does care. This is when Elpenor died. I don’t know much abt him but I know he died when he fell off Circe’s palace, and I know his last thoughts were that, since there were so many deaths, nobody would care that he’s gone. Love you guys! Also ALL IN FAVOR OF SPAMMING GIGI TO MAKE A “Comfort zone/Perimedes” ANIMATIC SAY I!

Y’all know I love valgrace so here’s another one. Not much of an intro Characters: Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Grover Underwood Jason Grace Leo Valdez Piper McLean Hazel Levesque Frank Zhang Nico di Angelo Will Solace And others!

“I don’t love anybody, that’s my power!” So… Perimedes is one of Odysseus’s loyal crew mates, but he’s a bit more confident than the rest. He usually stays in his comfort zone, and chooses not to get in a close relationship with anyone, so he has nothing to lose. He’s also pretty depressed, but he hides it under his cockiness. That’s basically it? Enjoy!